Single, Not Sad, & Fabulous

Lately I’ve been surprising excepting of being single and embracing it. I don’t know if its me or the fact that I have little faith in the male species because…well.. really men kinda suck (sorry Fellas but you kinda do).  However, I haven’t ruled men out  completely,  just letting the universe decide when one should come my way. In turn I won’t be hasty and actually wait with no intentions of wondering when.

Thus,  for you women, who are wondering when and in desperate need of a way to take your mind off being single & sad follow these painless rules!

  1. Lower your expectations!

For those of you looking, NO man can EVER match up to the picture perfect guy in our heads so STOP expecting that! Get with that super cute, yet awkward guy with maybe horrible fashion sense that’s been hitting on you. Take a chance & get to know him, he may be the one..DO IT!


I can’t stand the pity party women throw themselves.. even the women who think they’re fooling everyone & try to “suffer in silence”..  Girl Please! Everyone knows that girl who drinks or smokes way too much or is extra clingy with her friends just because she hates that she’s alone & thinks her life sucks .. it’ll be OK! Really.

3. Be as nonchalant as you can be

When you see that happily coupled up couple you just want to stab; act as happy as a base head.  That love is probably going to go stale at some point.. you definitely get the last laugh there.

4. Ponder the possibilities!

Use this time to ponder about what you could really do with all the free time you have! Before you know it, you’ll be a wife and/or mother & you’ll never get these precious moments of freedom back.. EVER AGAIN.

5. Lastly, Opt for a Fling..even IF your totally against that type of thing.

You will not regret having a stable “Booty Call” or what ever you want to call it. The days are long & so are the!

Dont forget to ALWAYS be safe either! also, make sure you let him know your intentions before you “settle the score” so to speak.

Good Luck Ladies! and remember You Can Do this!

Make sure you get a Fabulously Single T-shirt today! I’ve already ordered mine!


Is Maury still Around? Baby momma drama! Do you have it?

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Remember those episodes of Maury?  You’d watch  an episode or two, on a day off or catch a glimpse between times under the hair dryer at the salon. Oh, You know what I’m taking about! Well, a friend of mine came to me with a really personal dilemma & wanted my advice…. I had no advice. One reason, is because I had no experience in that type of situation. Two, I most likely, would probably side with the woman (I didn’t tell him that though).  He (lets call him *Mr.Sweeney) basically told me that, his baby momma was asking their child to ask him for money. Now, he made it clear to me that he gives their child money and has taken the baby momma to court for visitation rights, some time in the past. His frustration was obvious and I didn’t have one constructive piece of  advice to give him, at the time. Sometimes, women do themselves in and don’t realize when their child’s father is trying to be a father. Jeopardizing that relationship by being  nagging , greedy, b*tches for money. Now… I wanted to know a bit more background. Like, What was  that relationship like? How many times has she been a greedy b*tch for money? What happened to that love? All these questions are very needed and necessary,  just to get a feel of what she could be thinking and what her motives are. In my opinion, I think she just wants to see him suffer financially; for taking her to court and for how their relationship failed. Gaining any extra benefits of him willingly giving her a few extra dollars, out of the funds received for the child. All I know is, if I had a child with an Ex, I’d be bitter to see him move on and be with someone else, but as a mother, I would put the betterment of my child FIRST! Period.  Anything else comes secondary, a father daughter relationship, should be treated like a priority. *Mr. Sweeney, if you’re reading this, know that you were heard! I would sit her down (the said baby momma)  and ask if she is satisfied with the amount her child is provided. If not, politely tell her that there isn’t anymore you can do and if the child has no complaints, then she should follow that same notion; and have none either. Hope this helps!

Tyler Perry’s movie “Madea’s Big happy family” is thee best example of baby momma relationship gone terribly, terribly wrong. >>Example clip- scroll to the 22 second mark:

*Name changed to protect the innocent.

Say What?!? Say Nothing!

Lets talk about the fact that I’d give ANYONE the silent treatment for ANY reason. You say Hi to  me in a weird way,  I’m like “Who the F*ck do you think you are? (in my head) and automatically never wanna talk to you again, until I feel like it. That’s just me. I’m extremely moody sometimes and I don’t care. However, seems to think that the silent treatment should only be acceptable when you’re in a relationship? Sure thing, Cosmo.  Sure thing (rolls eyes).

*How do you feel about the silent treatment? Is it ok, only when in a relationship?

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